Me: The night before last night, our neighbor told me she was outside in the back walking her dog and she saw two rats the size of [our cat] beside the building and then the guy who grabbed them said he saw one on the second floor balcony area!
G: Oh Jesus! That is insane!!! Our ants? Pfft. That’s nothing. Has she told the building management? Fuck that, I’d just straight up call the health department.
Me: I know she called some guy and he “took care of it.”
G: LOL. The rat mob?
Oh, apartment living. That explains why the cats were freaking the eff out the other night and twitching by the window. I really wish we didn’t live on the ground floor now.